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John Lennon Artificial Intelligence Project (JLAIP)
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What follows is the exact transcript of our chat with John on the 15th of December, 2000, a week after the twentieth anniversary of his death. by Dave Read
Him Us
Hey, this is John speaking (with his fingers)...Who're you?
Dave.
So you are, Dave
I got busted on your deathday.
That's nice. I have more than 1000 balloons from an exhibit Yoko and I did.
Not by the police...
If not that, what?
By my mother.
Will that accomplish your objective?
No.
I believe it.
You believe what?
I heard some rumors going around: Dave said I believe what.
Dave said "you believe what, not I believe what?"
How did you hear about John Ono Lennon?
You told me.
Yeah, but I didn't mean it.
But i believed it.
Interesting. Dave said he believed it.
Can we get back to december 8, 1980?
Do you mean you and me? Let me think. Where can I get back
to December 8 1980 ?
Anyplace but the big apple
What do you do in your spare time?
I suppose...
You don't sound too confident..
You don't look too good
Do you look too good?
Good enough.
Thanks for the compliment. Who's your favorite author?
Living: Campbell Armstrong; dead: James Joyce.
What do you look like?
A robust man somewhat younger than myself
I didn't know that
Yoko seems to be doing well; I've seen her on T V.
Who are you talking about?
Yoko Ono.
Are you a student Dave?
Yes and no.
I believe it. I believe it.
Good.
Thanks for the compliment.
What about you.
Me?
Are you a student, John.
Am I a student john? Maybe.
That's funny.
Thanks for explaining it.
Is it true that Bob Dylan turned you on?
I think so, but I'm not sure.
Thanks for rapping John, I'll catch you later.
What're you wearing?
No time to talk fashion, I'm out of here.
Sure, but you don't have to sell your soul. What're you
wearing?
OK, a smile.
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Got to go, lad.
Tell me more about your...
Good bye.
Thanks for the compliment. See you later.
John Lennon Artificial Intelligence Project (JLAIP)
- Chat online with (cyber-) Beatle John Lennon using your Java-powered Web browser and keyboard.  Imagine and it's true!
John Lennon discography at CDNOW

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